- Quotes by Joseph Heller
“Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about”. - Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn
“Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined”. - Quotes by Oliver Goldsmith
“Sweet Auburn, loveliest village of the plain, Where health and plenty cheered the labouring swain. Where smiling spring its earliest visit paid, And parting summer’s lingering blooms delayed. And in that town a dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. The dog, to gain some private ends, Went mad and bit the man. The man recover’d of the bite, The dog it was that died”. - Quotes byBenjamin Franklin
“He’s the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. Be not sick too late, nor well too soon”. - Quotes by George Formby
“Auntie Maggie’s Remedy, It’s guaranteed never to fail, Now that’s the stuff that will do the trick, it’s sold at every chemist for one and a kick”. - Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A person seldom falls sick, but the bystanders are animated with a faint hope that he will die”. - Quotes by Mary Baker Glover Eddy
“Health is not a condition of matter, but of mind”. - Quotes by Arthur Hugh Clough
“Thou shall not kill; but need’st not strive, Officiously to keep alive”.
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