- Quotes by Victoria Wood
“Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television. In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they’ve got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones”. - Quotes by Kenneth Wolstenholme
“They think it’s all over – it is now”. - Quotes by Tennessee Williams
“Poker shouldn’t be played in a house with women”. - Quotes by Herbert George Wells
“The uglier a man’s legs are the better he plays golf”. - Quotes by Evelyn Waugh
“Boys do get into such indelicate position during the obstacle race”. - Quotes by Izaak Walton
“With a fine needle and silk sew the upper part of[the frog's] leg, with only one stitch, to the arming-wire of your hook; or tie the frog’s leg, above the upper joint, to the armed-wire; and, in so doing, use him as though you loved him, that is, harm him as little as little as you may possible, that he may live the longer. Angling is somewhat like poetry: men are to be born so. We may say of angling as Dr Boteler said of strawberries: Doubtless God could have did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling”.
- Quotes by Sir Peter Ustinov
“Rowing seemed to me a monotonous pursuit, and somehow wasteful to be making all that effort to be going in the wrong direction”. - Quotes by Sir Herbert Beerbohm
“The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cum-bersome furniture and spend the rest of their lives trying to dodge it”.
Tags: Evelyn Waugh, Herbert George Wells, Izaak Walton, Kenneth Wolstenholme, Sir Herbert Beerbohm, Sir Peter Ustinov, Sports And Games, Tennessee Williams, Victoria Wood
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